Keeping Up With the Grass

is a season 1 episode of the Summerlands, in which lawn mowing idea goes horribly wrong.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Double-D
 * Zack
 * Sarah
 * Jimmy
 * Rolf

Locations

 * Double D's House
 * Rolf's House
 * Walk Path
 * Patrick's House

Plot
Patrick and Zack call for Double D, and after removing their shoes and doing a little free-style skating on his freshly waxed floor, they make it to the kitchen where Zack is amazed and tickled by the sheer number of sticky notes plastering every flat surface, telling him to do this and that. Unfortunately today, there's a note telling him to mow the lawn and oh dear, that's something delicate Double D detests! To complicate matters, one look at the ancient lawn mower he's supposed to do it with is enough to get Zack's brain into money-making mode and Patrick attacking the Wibbles, no mowing for Double D then but of course he will have to put up with having his back yard decimated instead. Zack concludes that if people have lots of grass they will pay lots of money to have it cut by the Summerlands so with the help of some industrial strength fertilizer shoveled Cul-de-Sac-wide by Patrick, everyone is soon lost in a sea of green - including Sarah and Jimmy - oops, now Patrick's in trouble! Nobody can cut that many lawns, so after Double D signs the official "passing of the goat" forms, Rolf's pet Victor is enlisted to eat the grass down but the goat proves more than the boys can handle and his appetite puts even the Patrick's to shame!

Quotes
Patrick: "Yes, Zack?" Zack: "Check it out, doesn't that lawn mower look like the thermo-destructo Wibble-whacker from Space Leech IV?" Patrick: "Ya!" Zack: [Whispering]"Attack the Wibbles"
 * Zack: "Oh Patrick!"


 * Rolf: "The 'passing of the goat' continues to be a stable export of my country."

Zack: [cheesed off in the mud] "Goats like leafy vegetables."
 * Patrick: [laughing in the mud] "Victor likes me!"

Ed: "Because I am simple!"
 * Zack: "Don't worry! Mowing the lawn is simple! Even Patrick here can do it!"


 * Patrick: "The goat ate Sarah!"