Flea-Bitten Rabbit

"Flea-Bitten Rabbit" is a season 1 episode of the Summerlands, in which Zack goes insane over a lack of kids to scam.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Double-D
 * Zack
 * Jimmy
 * Sarah
 * Kevin
 * Nazz
 * Rolf
 * Jonny
 * Plank

Locations

 * Zack's House
 * Rolf's House
 * The Lane
 * Playground
 * The Cul-de-Sac

Plot
The boys' latest venture - "Summerlands' Pet Boutick" animal grooming service seems foolproof, there's no shortage of smelly animals after all but Zack hadn't counted on doing any actual work and Double D hadn't counted on Patrick putting lipstick &amp; mascara on Rolf's cow - he's better off with the rabbits or at least he ought to be. Rubbing bunnies on his head gives Ed an allergic reaction - complete with purple hives and king-size bloating.Only Dr Double D can save him of course and to do it he'll need a string of fairy lights and a torch plus the attention of the scowling nurse Zack. Itchy Patrick is eventually reduced to normal size with the help of copious amounts of cold cream, talcum powder and ice from the souped up fridge and confined to a sterile box for his own safety. Meanwhile Mr. &amp; Mrs. Bunny have been busy extending the family to say the least and the Cul-de-Sac slowly silts up under a sea of rabbits, not that the Summerlands know or care they're indoors (or on the roof, you're welcome for pointing that out! XP) watching TV and oblivious to the yells and screams as the invasion of the bunnies goes on, lucky Jonny 2x4 &amp; Plank knew this was gonna happen!

Quotes
Double D: "They're absolutely filthy!" Patrick: "Yes I am!"
 * Zack: "Rolf's got tons of stinky animals."


 * Rolf: "You must be poking my eggplants! That would give me more time to watch the curd rise on the cheese of my grandfather's vats!"

Zack: "I've been concerned about Ed since the first day I met him."
 * Double D: "Zack, Patrick is showing strange symptoms. I'm concerned."


 * Patrick: "I'm mutating!!!"

Double D: [scouring TV listings] "Oooh. There's a documentary on mollusks." Patrick: "Boring! How about 'Barf: Defender of the Bunion People'?"
 * Zack: "Anything good on Double D?"

Patrick: [Zack holding him by his shirt] "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care."
 * Double D: "We need to protect you from those allergies, Patrick."

Patrick: "No, I put the sign ON the garage."
 * Zack: "Patrick, you put the sign upside-down!"


 * Double D: "Seems like Mr. and Mrs. bunny rabbit have been practicing their multiplication tables!"