Who, What, When and Where?

"Who, What, When, and Where?" is a season 1 episode of the Summerlands, in which the Summerlands go through a whole lot of trouble just to make an omelet.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Double-D
 * Zack
 * Jimmy
 * Sarah
 * Kevin
 * Rolf
 * Jonny

Plot
The Summerlands aren't interested in scams today, all they want is some Zack-style omelets! But how do you make an omelet when Patrick's broken every egg in the fridge? Maybe if they had their own chicken … Rolf has lots of chickens but he's not going to give the Summerlands one for free, they will have to trade for it. So begins a day of Cul-de-Sac transactions, Rolf wants sawdust & Kevin has some but they'll have to paint his shed for it. But there's no paint. Jimmy (who gets traumatized in the process) has paint but he wants clams (clams?) Jonny 2x4 has a whole bucketful he's just harvested with Plank from the drains (this is getting weird) and he wants an anchor. The Kankers have an anchor on the wall of their trailer (now it's getting dangerous) the Summerlands don't get the anchor and they narrowly avoid getting kissed into the bargain so will Johnny take a rock tied to a rope instead? Nope, now Plank wants a tennis racket. Sarah has one and she wants a giant teddy for it so it's back to Jimmy's again and for that teddy he wants plums. Finally the Summerlands come full circle back to Rolf who has lots of plums - but he doesn't want Zack's comb or Double D's abacus for them, yet Rolf was mesmerized by Patrick's yo-yo. He hands over some plums, which they trade to Jimmy for the teddy bear, then to Sarah, then Plank, then Jimmy again, then they paint Kevin's shed and return to Rolf with a bucket of sawdust. He gives them an egg which they can hatch into their own chicken, which Patrick promptly breaks.

Quotes

 * Double D: "Patrick! You're pitting the floor." Patrick: "Aw, no way Double D, not since I had my braces removed."


 * Rolf: "Has your brain turned to custard like half-price pastry, Boy?"


 * Patrick: [after running round the entire cul-de-sac asking for a cup of clams] "Can Zack come out to play?" Zack: [exasperated] "I'm right beside you Patrick!" Patrick: [surprised and pleased] "HI ZACK!"


 * Patrick: "Banana flavor, Zack, want a bite?" Zack: "Hold that thought..." [hits Patrickwith frying pan]


 * Patrick: "Where do eggs come from?" Rolf: "Let me show you exactly where the egg comes from--" Double D: "NO! Um...Eggs come from chickens, Patrick." Patrick: "Where does a chicken come from?"