Avast Ye Hearties

"Avast Ye Hearties" is the final episode from season 1 of the Summerlands, in which the Summerlands start a cruise line business and get attacked by the Kanker Sisters.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Double-D
 * Zack
 * Jimmy
 * Sarah
 * Kevin
 * Nazz
 * Rolf
 * Jonny
 * Plank
 * The Kanker Sisters

Locations

 * The Creek
 * The Lane
 * The Trailer Park
 * Kanker's Trailer

Plot
Zack's initial plan is to charge the local kids for riding in his tire swing but when Patrick sends both tire and Double D crashing into the creek he has a better idea and enterprising Zack's luxury "Creek Cruises" are born and for once there's no shortage of paying customers! The "ship" duly set sail with Patrick as engine and Jonny & Jimmy in tow but trouble is soon brewing for the Creek runs right past the Trailer Park and the amorous Kankers are not slow to spot those dreamy the Summerlands! The peaceful cruise is soon shattered by the pirate invasion - Patrick tries to save the day with his motor mouth but salvation - albeit temporary - comes best in the heroic acts of Jonny & Plank! However The Kankers are not going to let their reluctant boyfriends slip away that easily and it all ends with Jimmy and Jonny not just walking the plank but walking THE Plank which leaves the victorious Kankers alone on their ship with their trembling booty - prisoners the Summerlands. So … what are they going to do with them? I'll give you 3 guesses!

Quotes
Double D: "I think I'm going to be ill!" Zack: "I'd pay a quarter for that!"
 * Patrick: [pushing Double D hard in the tire swing] "Doughnuts are made for dunking!"


 * Rolf: "Double D flew faster than my father's shoe on bath night."


 * Lee: "I just wanna hug the little loudmouth one."

Zack: "Hey kid, I'm on my break, d'you mind?"
 * Jimmy: "Hey Zack, you've run out of refreshments and this rubber tire is giving me a rash."


 * Lee: "I wanna be their barnacle of love!"

Zack: Faster Patrick! Patrick: Kick my feet faster, kick my feet faster, kick my feet faster...
 * Patrick: Kick my feet, kick my feet, kick my feet...