A Boy and His Friend

"A Boy and His Friend" is a season 1 episode of the Summerlands, in which the Summerlands try to get free jawbreakers out of Kevin's garage.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Double-D
 * Zack
 * Kids

Locations

 * The Lane
 * Kevin's House
 * Double D's House

Plot
After a misunderstanding with Kevin over payment for crossing Zack's drawbridge across the lane's new moat the Summerlands miss out on the free jawbreakers he's handing out and so they've got to find a way to worm their way into his good books. Flattery might work, which must be why they're running around all dressed in green sweaters and baseball caps, but sadly Kevin is not impressed, and he thinks their cheerleader style parade and dancing outside his bedroom window is even worse. If flattery won't work, maybe groveling will and so equipped with bound to a plank, rainbow-wig-wearing Patrick the boys offer to clean his chimney for him, a nice idea but somehow a couple of sneezes from Patrick can reduce the whole house frontage to rubble and leave the Summerlands running for their lives. Covered from head to toe in soot, Zack concludes that they've no more to lose, they may as well get sneaky and just tunnel into the garage and help themselves, but instead they end up in Kevin's bathtub and get sucked down the drain.

Quotes
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 * Patrick: "I wish I had 4 stomachs."


 * Patrick: [climbing into empty jawbreaker box] "Hey, free box"


 * Zack: "Come on guys the motherload awaits!"


 * Double D: "Hurry Ed!"


 * Patrick: [still stuck in box] "Anyone got a breathmint?" [Trips and falls]

Zack: "That's too big to be your brain."
 * Patrick: [looking at sticky paper goo emerging from his pea shooter] "Oh no! My brain came out!"


 * Kevin: "I'll clean you ... DORKS!"

Patrick: "That sounded like Sarah!" Zack: "Nah, it was a truck backfiring."
 * Sarah: "Grrrr! Patrick!!!"

Double D: [in all-out confusion] "Um, Earth to Patrick?
 * Patrick: "If only I had brought my anti-gravity de-spackleizer to repixel the hot-and-cold tumbler on that lock!"


 * Zack: [blows a klaxon, then chants] Kevin, Kevin, he's our man!
 * Double D: We can't do it...
 * Zack: But Kevin sure can!
 * [Zack plays a drum six times, Patrick bangs his head on trash can caps, Double D blows a horn. The drum goes away as Patrick brings two caps, with Zack in it.]
 * The Summerlands: Hoorah, Kevin! [as Double D realizes they mispelled it as "KINEV", he puts "EV" between "K" and "IN" and it became "KEVIN"]
 * [Kevin shows on a sign that says "DORKS"]'''