Floss Your Teeth

"Floss Your Teeth" is a season 2 episode of the Summerlands, in which Zack tries to cash in Patrick's loose tooth to the tooth fairy.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Double D
 * Zack
 * Jimmy
 * Sarah
 * Kevin
 * Rolf

Plot
The Summerlands' latest money-spinning wheeze is a briny wonderland in the shape of "Summerlands' Sea Adventure". Hosted by the cash-hungry Zack as King Triton it co-stars Double D as a most reluctant crustacean and Patrick as a friendly barnacle and naturally boys, it can't possibly fail! There's only one problem … there's only one customer, the ever gullible Jonny but fortunately another source of cash is at hand - Patrick has a wobbly tooth! But being Patrick's tooth of course means this mangy molar is extra strong and it doesn't want to fall out easily - oh no, it wants to put up a fight! Extraction reinforcements are duly called for in the shape of Rolf, Kevin and Sarah but their aid has a price - namely a fat share in the profits despite Zack's frantic negotiating. But for all their combined efforts Patrick's tooth stays firmly put although Zack has a bit of a surprise - and a new gap! But a tooth is a tooth and a tooth means CASH and so the tooth fairy cometh - or at least she would if it was bedtime! This is a crisis for the Summerlands as the candy store is about to shut and so they take to the rooftops to try some control tower tactics in the hope of an early landing. Does it work? Of course not - hey Patrick, mind the gap!

Quotes

 * Patrick: [voiced by Zack on a stereo, dressed as a very moth-eaten barnacle] "Ahoy Landlubbers, I am Barnacle Patrick, for a lousy 25 cents jump on my back and ride a barnacle."

Patrick: "Dear Patrick you don't shave coconuts - you eat them." Patrick: "Like report cards?"
 * Patrick: [puzzled by the coconuts Jonny has just paid him with] "Can I shave them?"

Patrick: "Yooowwwww my tooth sore."
 * Double D: [after being "sucked" Jawbreaker-like by Patrick] "I've been violated!"

Patrick: "Hi mom!"
 * Zack: [preparing to separate Patrick from his tooth via the medium of a boxing glove] "Say whiplash!"


 * Jimmy: [after being rescued from behind a "wanted" poster] "There's a bright light Sarah, someone is calling me… Oh, cookies!"


 * Rolf: "Kevin? Let me resole your shoes?"


 * Zack: "Cheer up, Patrick."