The Telltales Double-D

"The Telltales Double-D" is the first episode of season 2 of the Summerlands, in which Zack tricks Patrick into thinking Double D is not of this Earth.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Double-D
 * Zack
 * Jimmy
 * Sarah
 * Kevin
 * Nazz
 * Rolf
 * Jonny
 * Plank

Locations

 * The Creek
 * The Lane
 * The Trailer Park
 * Kanker's Trailer

Plot
To their dismay the Patrick's latest cash-magnet, a mini golf course, is soon reduced to dust and a soured Zack, looking for something to soothe the sting decides to play on Patrick's love of science fiction by telling him that Edward|Double D isn't really human at all but the hybrid result of some fantastic alien experiment born in the laboratory beneath his house.Patrick falls for this one hook, line and sinker and becomes Double D's shadow, desperate to catch a glimpse of his tail or better still the gills he's hiding under that hat, unnerving poor Double D no end. Zack, keen to extract the most from the joke tells Patrick that Double D has performed strange insect experiments on the other kids and he fears for his own safety. Later a stricken Patrick finds Zack's clothes on the floor, has his buddy become a beetle? While Zack masquerades as a cockroach, Nazz confuses Patrick more by inviting him to join with her and Double D at a barbecue apparently just for "their kind". Not wanting to miss out on a free meal, Zack doesn't want to be a cockroach now but he's wedged too firmly in the pail and at the party discovers just how the other kids feel about bugs as Rolf puts his foot down with alarming consequences.

Quotes
Double D: "What're Zack's clothes doing on my floor? Is he running around naked again?!"
 * Patrick: [finds Zack's clothes lying on Double D's floor] "Oh no! Not Zack! Take me, Lizard Man!"

Nazz: "Is that...Zack?" Kevin: ( happily) "Hit him again!"
 * Rolf: [finding out the cockroach is really Zack] "Huh? This is no bug."


 * Double D: [seeing the time] "Oooh! My cocoons need tending!"

Double D: "Wait Patrick! I can make you a sandwich."
 * Patrick: "Am I the only human left? I am alone! I am hungry!!!"

Double D: "Yes! Join us Patrick." Nazz &amp; Double D: "Join us Patrick! Join us Patrick! Join us Patrick!"
 * Nazz: (inviting him to her barbecue) "Lots of food.

Kevin: [shakes head] "Nope. They're from the Land of the Dorks."
 * Rolf: (looking at Double D &amp; Patrick pulling Zack out from the bucket) "Are they from this planet?"