A Glass of Warm Milk

"A Glass of Warm Milk" is a season 1 episode of the Summerlands, in which Patrick disrupts the Cul-de-Sac with his sleep walking.

Characters

 * Patrick
 * Double-D
 * Zack
 * Jimmy
 * Sarah
 * Kevin
 * Nazz
 * Rolf
 * Jonny
 * Plank

Locations

 * Nazz's house
 * Double D's house
 * Zack's House
 * Patrick's house
 * Jimmy's house
 * The Lane

Plot
Nervy Double D is woken up by noises in the dark - someone or something is wandering around in his house and all he has to defend himself is Jim the cactus. He ought to relax when he discovers it's just Patrick sleepwalking, or rather - sleep-eating … and eating … and eating - but horror! Patrick bites a lump out of Jim, doesn't he know cacti have feelings too? Zack is roused to help out although he rather thinks the whole thing is staged for his entertainment and would prefer to lie back and watch the munching. Before they can stop Patrick he's cleaned out not only Zack's fridge but Nazz's and Jimmy's too, leaving poor Jimmy traumatized for life before he eventually does make it back to his own bed. Zack and Double D decide to sleep over to keep an eye on him although with his bulk. They can't actually stop him and it's not long before Patrick is on the rampage again and flying to his next meal in style. Ultimately the bloated Patrick is lured back to home ground my the smell of his own stinky sneakers wielded by a gasping Double D. But as dawn breaks over the cul-de-sac it's hungry residents wake to find their kitchens bare and their tummies grumbling - this is the marketing opportunity Zack's always dreamed of and Summerlands-Mart is soon set to do a roaring trade. It's Chunky Puffs for Jonny 2x4 & Plank - good job they can't see the storage facilities!

Quotes

 * Double D: [terrified] "Oh dear, an intruder, eating all the food out of my refrigerator - IN BARE FEET! - so unsanitary!!!"

Zack: [unmoved] "Y'know, you scare me when you talk like that."
 * Double D: "Patrick is like a swarm of locusts ready to purge the cul-de-sac and all it's good people of their food."


 * Jimmy: "Egads, what is that hideous odor? Santa?"

Zack: "This is rich, Double D! Have a front row seat to the greatest show on Earth!" [he takes out a bag of popcorn and stuffs some in his mouth] Double D: "Are you going to share those?"
 * Double D: "I hope he doesn't wake Jimmy. This is not good."


 * Zack: "I can't figure out where he's putting it all."